I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death.

    #hp 

useless-swedenfacts:

useless-swedenfacts:

what if swedes suddenly started to be as patriotical on tumblr as americans 

[free health care intensifies]image

mcish:

"the beatles were the best band to ever live" 

lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though? 


“It’s weird how something so simple represents so much.”

“It’s weird how something so simple represents so much.”

    #hp 

Announcement

concepthuman:

From this point on my blog will have a laugh track so you know when to laugh.

your fave is problematic: London Tipton

aduhm:

-Capitalist
-Had better half-birthday party the same day as Maddie’s Sweet 16

rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

September 22nd, 1994 - FRIENDS pilot airs

“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.”

kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2